- I do miracles for a living
- I died on the cross for all your sins
- I was born in 1BC
- My mother is Virgin Mary and My Father is Joseph the carpenter

My favourite prayer that has been passed in for generation is the our father:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

- I have 12 disciples but Judas betrayed me( not trying to throw shade but..)
- Our father(God) owns every christian church in the world (don't like to brag but... I'm pretty proud)
- I am a member of approximately all 41,000 christian churches world wide
- I sit by my fathers side in heaven, I honor every decision he makes for the good of his people
- Every time a person  trust God and turns their life around we have a party here in heaven, in their name (its pretty cool)
- My father has at- least one new follower everyday
- I admire Pope Francis and I am by his side always

STORY OF MY LIFE
-Born in a stable on 25/12 in Bethlehem
-Grew up a strong believer in my fathers house
-I got baptised in the Jordan River by John the Baptist
-My first Miracle
-Sermon on the mount
-My first Miracle was  fed a big crowd of  5000 of  my listeners, with what only started as 2 loaves of  bread and 3 fish
-My Transfiguration, when my believers saw the reflection of my true nature
-I raise Lazarus from the dead
-my Triumphal entry when all my followers spread palm trees before me to walk on.
- My last supper with the homies
-When the cops arrested me at Gethsemane( that's when Judas betrayed me)
-I got crucified and buried
-I resurrected and appeared before my disciples for the last time
-Then I ascended to Heaven
 
If you wanna know further details about my life just READ THE BIBLE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT ( its is a biography)