ੈ✩‧₊˚not a jeebweezer ☆

Chapter 3 and 4 of deltarune coming out this yr

Hey pookie >○<

chat... junior year is not for the faint of heart 
          
          and cory... he finally came back.
          
          if coryxkenshin can finally come back after A YEAR of being absent, so can i!!
          
          soooo 2 (maybe 3) chapters of why me: remastered dropping between today and tmrw ! 

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

in my coryxkenshin era 

*bats eyelashes cutely*
          
          ( this will distract you from the fact that it took me almost a month to post the next chapter of WM:R <33333 )

It’s “two” late to take back your comments on the Omori one shot books

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          ( I have been forced To )

@sourkero massive W

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