Haha gey

Spiders are cute

Jake: What would the chef recommend?
          
          Cashier: sir this is a McDonald’s...
          
          Rich: pleathe excuse my boyfriend he’th not familiar wit commonerth’ etiquette. What would the McChef recommend?

I love you 3000

Work work, Gryffindor!
          
          Work work, Ravenclaw
          
          And Hufflepuff

BELLYACHE! THATS BELLYACHE! fuck i fan girled but uh yeah

I’m shithead and I can only count to six.
          
          What the hell comes after six?!??!!??-

When you throw a party but regret it-
          
          
          help-

Eyyy

hoi