_Little_Boy_Blue_
”The year is 2007.
You’re having a bad day because your idol Britney Spears shaved her head.
You get home and go on your box looking ass computer, to see you have an email.
From: jessicakitten25@gmail.com
To: rawrbecky38@yahoo.net
“Omg Becky your pink polo shirt with that horrendous jean skirt was sooo ugly hehe
xoxo Jessica.”
You step away from the computer, and you can’t stop crying...
You end up shaving your head to be like Britney.
The end”