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I need a suggestion on a story. I thought this would be easier but its turning out to be a real pain in the butt. So send me suggestions on a creepypasta story I could do because I feel thats what im going to be best at ((probably not XD)) 

I know im probably being a hypocrite about this but it just aggervates me. What I dont get i get why theres so many stories about where the girl (or guy, but I've seen mainly girls) has this jacked up life where theres onky one parent, usally an abusive and drunk one. Then jeff (just putting him out there, sorry dude) feels bad and its like, no hes not going to feel bad! he cant feel love! he killed his brother and they ere close! then he takes them back an shes all 'oh well lol jeffs mine and y'all can go, shoo' and then she gets along great and theres a ton of people and GAAAHH!!! 
          
          that and why is jeff the most liked? even though his story is intriguing, what I dont get is that if bleach fell on him, how did is get on his legs, feet, back or chest? also what I dont get is that he said he only had one pair of black dress pants, if bleach was poured on them they wouldnt be black anymore. Also if anyine can find me an Eyeless Jack, BEN or SeedEater background then could you possibly send it to me? i cqnt find them :/ 
          
          sorry for that i just thought of it and simply had to share. please dont report or anything i just thought of it and felt kinda like a genius :D