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CAUTION! CAUTION! YOU ARE ENTERING
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A WAR ZONE BETWEEN TEAM
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AQUA AND MAGMA! ENTER WITH RISK!
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Sup, bitches. My name is Elliott, and I am a boss ass lesbian bitch. Call me Lolli or Lollipop though, if you want... Now, I am your queen, and you are all my bitches, but I have one bitch in particular that no one can touch. She is MINE. But like I said, fuckers! I am your queen. Don't like me? Fuck you. Don't like my sexuality? Fuck you. Don't like my friends? GO. FUCK. YOUR. SELF. ALREADY.

-I am a proud member of Team Aqua. From Pokemon. (¬w¬)

-(June 19, 2015, Friday) I AM IN AN ONGOING WAR WITH @COSMOS_SEAL . HENCE THE CAUTION TAPE. ENTER MY PROFILE WITH CAUTION. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY.

-I LOVE making people laugh!!! I love everybody's and anybody's laugh, no matter how they sound! seeing that I've made you laugh puts a smile on my face!! don't be afraid to let me know if you laughed at something I said or did! As this may be because I'm always upset and I don't like when other people feel how I feel, I, again, LOVE laughs!

-I reply to almost all messages(depending on what it says and if I'm on or not obviously)!!! Feel free to message me, bitches! :) I don't bite.. ahem, hard. Sometimes. Wel- I'm gonna just shut up.

-I love Homestuck, bitches!!



Elliott/Lolli|(probably?) lesbian, he/they |♐-♑|Nonbinary

(last edited: July 1st, 2021. its been six years LOL, half of this doesnt apply anymore but for the sake of nostalgia im not fixing all of it. i dont even have a girlfriend anymore bruh)
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