Ello lassies and laddies 

Alastor Moody here, THE MOST FAMOUS Auror of modern time and member of the Order of the Phoenix during the First and Second Wizarding War. I've done my time as an Auror and got myself into battles with the Dark Arts of all sorts costing me an eye, a leg and most of my skin. Can't say it wasn't worth it having villains at my mad mercy. How did I survive? I summoned a parachute. I might seem intimidating and overly paranoid about my security but I am about yours too. Come and join me for a cup of tea. Long as you're under constant vigilance ;)

I'm secretly in love with Professor Sinistra

His favorite witch/vampire/queen is Lauren Weasley * smirks * - Lauren (was here)