On every romance story...
The first thing I write is...
 #SINGLESQUAD WHERE YA AT?!

On EVERY story I read, something makes me laugh evilly and when my parents are around to see that, they throw chocolate bars at my face and run away saying SATAN IS FED

My parents bring holy water with them whenever I'm on Wattpad, I wouldn't blame them, it made me possessed when I scream at 3 o'clock in the morning, shouting, DIE, DIE!! when there was an evil person in the book... 

I love popcorn, especially when someone is gonna do something interesting, like, frickle frackle (to all my 'Bad Boy In Glasses' readers)

The comments on the stories make me die of laughter so if u want, u can come to my funeral, it's at a dump near unicorn land!

Hope this explains enough of how I roll with my life *voice in head* u have no life...

STFU HEAD VOICE! STOP TALKING ABOUT URSELF!!

*voice in head* u do realise I am u...

That's it, I'm done with life *walks through the door and falls flat on face*

*siri* I praise u voice in head!!

*voice in head* she's dead now, u do know that?

*siri* yes... CELEBRATION!

*amazon echo* siri, no one likes you

*siri* that's it, I was going to stay alive through my cracked screen as this idiot fell right on top of me but I guess there's no point of life anymore *dies*

*voice in head* NOOOO!! WE NEED WIFI! TURN ON THE WIFI!

*amazon echo* ha, bye siri, you're 0 ÷ 0 to me

*voice in head* well, that's it, my body is dead so I might as well die now too...

*amazon echo* searching for dumb ways to die... loading...

*amazon echo* first result is 'Megan died'

*voice in head* haha, very funny but I'm not dumb, I am actually very dumb...

*amazon echo* damn autocorrect 

*voice in head* GOODBYE WORLD!!!

*amazon echo* no WiFi, no life #mylifestory

And ur lesson is...

U wouldn't want to b my friend in real life but since this is Wattpad, I feel at home with my fellow Wattpadians 😁

FOLLOW MY BITCHACHO, @Jessicarno190, SHE IS JUST AMAZING!!