I might have been a super hero in my past life....or a box of pizza...or perhaps a musical genius. 

Maybe like a box of pizza that wears a cape and whenever some wench came to take a pizza, I'd blast Beethoven and squirt cheese.

Yep, that sounds about right. 

Oh what am I talking about?

I don't know.

You don't have to keep reading.

Unless you want to.

Only God knows why you want to.

Well I guess you find me interesting, don't you little flamingo?

;))) if you do, follow me, message me, read me.

Well my books, not me. 

Here's a few facts about my books:

• They're mostly romantic comedies 
•If you don't like em...I'm sorry?
•You may find me punning once in a while...because I'm punny like that. 
•you probs were like tf just now. 

ANYWAY, this is becoming really long so I guess I  should just end it quickly then?


















Keep going.
















Bye.













I bet      
this   uneven   Spacing  bothers some          Of           You