_NamJesus__

does anyone know the author of booty milk the bts crack fix??!?? 

novelleve

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Oh dear namjesus
          I'm in desperate need of hobi water
          I have sinned by reading some nasty shit
          So please bless me with your presence

_NamJesus__

@Baby_JB_ wow there be careful might break ur back I ain’t want a lawsuit in my hands
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novelleve

@_NamJesus__  oh yes thank so much my lord *aggressively bows*
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_NamJesus__

@Baby_JB_  here i go my child some hobi water
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joonjinsthetic

Hey namjesus pls forgive me I had read a smut book even I am not adult. Pls forgive this non sense child pls Jesus.
          
          

joonjinsthetic

@_NamJesus__ thx my lord. Can u give me holy water.
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_NamJesus__

@Taetae_alien_307 u are forgiven my child 
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_NamJesus__

DUDE namjesus sad now;( booty milk is deleted that shi was the the funniest thing ever ;_; (if y’all don’t know what booty milk is it’s a bts crack fanfic and it was so funny and now it’s gone(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`))

_NamJesus__

guess i’ll never find out if areum ends up with jungkook or taehyung or another member BUT WHO WPULD KNOW BECAUSE ITS FUCJK  IN BF GONWEEEE
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