_Namjesus_

are yall still alive?✊

orangekoi

@ _Namjesus_  not really 
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MihajloPanic

@ _Namjesus_  Yes haha
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louderthanbangtan

omg i haven’t seen this account in like 2 years..yes we’re alive how are you?
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musicislifeheh

Dear Namjesus
          Forgive me for the sins I have done, aka, reading Smuts. I, was a HOLY child before entering ARMY, aka, my family. I, had been going through a lot of mental breakdowns and sh*t and I somehow came through this vid that looked like it's space, cuz it had purple galaxy as thumbnail. The video said something in some weird language. And some English words. I thought it's something about space. I clicked the video and the galaxy started getting smaller and smaller. And then came a cute boy. And then some music started. I watched the video and it came out to be a song, called DNA by some artists called BTS. I started looking more into them, and now, here I am. I was really a holy kid before. Now, my mind is corrupted with these fantasy books called fan fictions, to be specific, Smuts. I am here, in this holy place, to ask for forgiveness, as I have committed this sin of reading Smuts (not saying I won't do it again-), kindly bless me, and send some hobi water if possible.
          Thank you
          Yours sincerely
          ARMY

musicislifeheh

@_Namjesus_ Im glad u loved it,  
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musicislifeheh

@_Namjesus_ thank you my lord (sorry for the late reply lol)
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_Namjesus_

i loved every single sentence ✝️
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_Namjesus_

are yall still alive?✊

orangekoi

@ _Namjesus_  not really 
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MihajloPanic

@ _Namjesus_  Yes haha
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louderthanbangtan

omg i haven’t seen this account in like 2 years..yes we’re alive how are you?
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_Namjesus_

ayee gUESS WHO IS DEPRESSED 

maya3563

I’m dePReSseD As hElL but it’s ok we are all ok 
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min_kenya

@_Namjesus_ you wanna talk about it?
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Foxricane

I wanna follow so bad but it’s at 911, the emergency hotline for Namjesus! 

_Namjesus_

then im here for u my dude
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Foxricane

I’m a dude XD
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_Namjesus_

@Foxricane i am here for my dude/dudette* wow i cant write
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_Namjesus_

yo, i think im bisexual 
           
          having a crisis at the age of 15 oof

shutupuugly

@_Namjesus_ I cursed in front on namjesus, that just increased my levels to go to hell by 78%.
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shutupuugly

@_Namjesus_ Yo same, I'm fuckin 12 here
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BlandBeing

@_Namjesus_ ok well good luck
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