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its a new year and let me tell you april me wouldve collapsed if i gave her a life update rn, im dating a new much better guy who treats me like a princess and rearanges my insides very frequently, my health is ass but my mental health is better then it has ever been.
          this has been ur ghost host with another unwanted life update, and tho i am a ghost, i have never felt more alive

Hey bitchesss, guess whos not a virgin anymore  beating every nerd stereotype rn by shaggin and datin a roadman 
          This has been ur ghost host with more unneeded yet shocking life updates

Merry Christmas, I have too many crushes and I know damn well I'm not gonna get with a single one of them before the new year because my rizz is like -7
          This has been your ghost host finally after what has seemed like forever, I'm fucking tired and I've just been using this app to vent I'm my drafts

LMAO MAN I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND NO MORE, HE WAS RACIST SO I DUMPED HIM <3
          ITS BEEN LIKE 2 MONTHS
          LOVE YALL
          UR GHOST HOST, LEAVING YOU WITH YET AGAIN MORE INFO YOU DIDNT NEED OR WANT

OMG YALL IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO TELL U SOMETHIN 
          IM TAKEN FINALLY, HAVE BEEN FOR LIKE A MONTH 
          LMAO
          UR GHOST HOST, LEAVING U WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE

I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK OMFG  gonna kms bruh 
          SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME IDEAS
          oneshots? Scenarios? PLEASE BRO ANYTHING IM FRUSTRATED
          SO THIS HAS BEEN UR GHOST HOST, PLZ FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UNHOLY GIMME SUGGESTIONS

Benis.
          That'll be all folks thank u for ur time
          THIS HAS BEEN UR GHOST HOST, MY ASS HURTS LOL

Right
          So I might just carry on the Dexter x payton on because it was a masterpiece 
          I don't like him anymore nor do I think I ever will again but the shit I wrote was bussin so... yh
          THIS HAS BEEEN YOUR GHOST HOST, MERRY CHRISTMAS

I WANNA READ A GOOD SLASHER X READER FANFIC BUT I'VE READ EM ALL
          FUCK

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL YOU LIKE 2 PEOPLE AND YOUR LOVE OF BOTH OF THEM CANCELS EACH OTHER OUT AND NOW YOU BARELY LIKE EITHER OF THEM