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Merry Christmas everyone!

So I just got contacted by this random person in a dm talking about how amazing my non-existent novel is so she sent me some info and I look at her wattpad account and its totally empty. What do I do?

Is there anyone else out there who just loves the feeling of reading a book and it says "Last updated an hour ago."

Im not ok...

My mom has been watching me on a camera for 20 minutes now help

I need help its currently 3:40 in the morning and im still not asleep

My dog just took a big shit on my bed that I now have to clean up.

Me checking to see if any stories updated.

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