Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran academy. The Ouran host club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful. 
Hello and welcome to the Host Club. I am Tamaki the king of this palace...and you are now our gorgeous guest. *gives you a rose* it is our job to make you happy, your wish is our command *looks into your eyes lovingly* so what type do you prefer? How about the strong silent type? *Takashi (Mori) looks at you*or the boy lolita type? *Hani (honey) hugs you* want some cake?-honey. Or the mischievous type? *Hikaru and Karou wink at you* or the cool type? *Kyoya looks at you and grins* or the natural type? *Haruhi smiles kindly* or maybe you're into a guy like me...the princely type?*looks into your eyes and and lifts your chin* what do you say? 
Pm us beautiful...we'll miss you til then