_Phantompop-

Stop. Stealing. Art.
          Bye

Wait! He isn't dead! 
          
          Shia surprise!
          
          There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes
          
          But you can do Jiu Jitsu(You can do it)
          
          Bodyslam superstar Shia Labeouf
          
          Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf
          Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf
          
          You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
          But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
          
          He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
          
          You counter to the right, you catch him to the neck.
          
          You're chopping off his head now
          
          You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
          
          
          His head topples to the floor, expressionless
          
          You fall to your knees and catch your breath.
          
          You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf.

You're walking in the woods.
          No-one's around and your phone is dead. 
          Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.
          
          Shia Labeouf.
          
          He's following you, about thirty feet back.
          He gets onto all fours and breaks into a sprint. 
          He's gaining on you.
          
          Shia Labeouf.
          
          You're looking for your car but you're all turned around. 
          He's almost upon you know and you can see there's blood on his face. 
          My God, there's blood everywhere!
          
          Running for your life from Shia Labeouf
          He's brandishing a knife it's Shia Labeouf
          Lurking in the shadows
          
          Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf
          
          Living in the woods
          Shia Labeouf
          
          Killing for sport
          Shia Labeouf
          
          Eating all the bodies
          
          Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf
          
          Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, but you're hopelessly lost yourself
          Stranded with a murderer.
          
          You creep silently through the underbrush.
          
          Aha! In the distance
          A small cottage with a light on
          Hope! 
          
          You move stealthily towards it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
          
          Gnawing off your leg
          Quiet 
          Quiet
          
          Limping to the cottage
          Quiet quiet
          
          Now you're on the doorstep
          Sitting inside:Shia Labeouf
          
          Sharpening an axe
          Shia Labeouf
          
          But he doesn't hear you enter 
          Shia Labeouf
          
          You're sneaking up behind him
          
          Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf
          
          Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf
          
          Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf
          
          You stab it in his kidney
          
          Safe at last from Shia Labeouf
          
          You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
          
          You have beaten Shia Labeouf.
          

Dear user,
          
          I can see why you think claiming other users' art as your own. You are probably low in confidence about how you truly draw and want people to think you are highly talented.
          
          However, stealing will not get you the positive attention you are seeking. Maybe you could ask for advice on how to draw and you could probably inprove greatly at your own drawing skills. I hope you make the right choice.
          
                                   Sincerely,
                                       A concerned user

I'M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING ART! GO AWAY! PLEASE CHANGE YOUR WAYS BEFORE HEAVEN FALLS ON YOU! IF YOU'RE FAKE ART THEIF, I ADVISE YOU TO BACK OFF BECAUSE I WILL FIND YOU ONE DAY!

Hi!

I'm not sure if you're aware, but stealing art isn't just something mildly bad. It's against federal law and you can get the police involved and everything... So unless you want the po-po all up in your business I strongly suggest you take down the stolen art and leave. (¯―¯٥)

Go fûck a hoe!

OOOOOOH YOU BE STEALIN

im gay af