SO I WAS IN A CAR AND SAW SOMEONE NEXT TO US WHO WAS DRIVING WHILE READING ONE OF THOSE MAGAZINES WITH NAKED WOMEN AND I'M LITERALLY DYING OMFG IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT?
IF YOU CAN GUESS, I'LL GIVE YOU 2 MILLION DOLLARS !
Did you get it yet? Come on now!
YOU ARE MY 100TH FOLLOWER! OOH MAN THAT MAKES ME SUPER DUPER HAPPY. I'LL BE THE BEST LEADER EVER.
Eheh.