Greetings. I am one of the thousands of Wattpad users who identify themselves as struggling authors, and nevertheless my protestations that I will most likely waste twenty years writing the first chapter of a weak manifestation of one of the millions of one-dimensional, bland and uninspired excuses for novels I have crawling around my accursed sponge - I mean, brain, that I will then delete because I hate myself and my writing. But enough of the vicious blackness gnawing away at my decaying soul, let's talk about what I'm going to eventually fail at doing. I have a gross adoration for science-fiction and fantasy in all forms of media and entertainment, which means that in my stories I will satisfy my couch potato fantasies of living life by driving a hoverbike everywhere by throwing my character into a scientifically advanced utopia - seriously, I get winded using an elevator. So, in conclusion, I'm a terrible writer who only produces wastes of paper and ink to meet the standards of a beached manatee. Have fun.