*diner*
Scene: talking about our lives/future
My father to my second bro: "...so, don't get a boyfriend to early, okay?"
Second bro: "huh!?"
Drunk Eldest bro: *holds his forehead*
Third bro: *laughs*
Me: *laughs hysterically in fujoshi*
My father: "Oops- HAHAHAHAHAH"
Drunk eldest bro: "...I mean, if that's your preference then just know that we will support you."
Me: *trying not to choke while eating* *internally laughing to death*
Second bro: ....wtf??