*I s t h a t a w a y t o g r e e t a
n e w p a l?
*T u r n a r o u n d, a n d 
s h a k e m y h a n d.
(Lifts hand)
* fffffffffffffftttttttttttttt
*Heheh. The whoopee cushion to the hand trick. Always funny.
*I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton.

            -Genocidal Style-
*So... Do you think, even the worst person.. Can change... That everyone can be a good person... If they just try?


                Yes         ♥ No

*Are you ready to have a bad time?
*It's a beautiful day outside. The birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these. Kids like you.
*S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G 
I N H E L L.

*W-well then... That was unexpected... 
*Well... I-i'm heading to Grillbys... P-papyrus... Do you want anything...?
(Vanishes)

*GET DUNKED ONNNNN!