_Satan_

@takemeinthetardis oh and I'm still mad at the councilor lady for being 2:38 minuets over her time limit

CaptainEyebrows

To Satan,
          I asked God for a bicycle but he didn't deliver. Before praying to you instead, I want to know how fast you can deliver. What system do you use? I also would like to let you know that my soul is in perfect condition as I have up until now never worshipped any evil spirits/gods/lawyers.
          
          I look forward to your reply.
          
           - Captain Eyebrows.

_Satan_

@CaptainEyebrows thank you very much for your great costumer corporation. I wish you the best of luck in these competitions.
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CaptainEyebrows

@_Satan_  awesome. I shall enter every competition where the prize is a bike in the next two weeks. Thankyou. Excellent customer service, I shall recommend you to all my friends, family and collleagues.
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_Satan_

@CaptainEyebrows due to too many whiney teenage girls crying to me in the after life and keeping me up at night, I now do refunds.
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