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my middle finger salutes you

i'd take you out on a date but i'm always too lazy to take the trash out

you're honestly too stupid to insult

your brain is as good as new, seeing that you never use it

i thought of you today, it reminded me to take out the garbage

you're so shit even hello kitty said goodbye to you 

shrek called. he said he wants his face back

if we were in a zombie apocalypse you wouldn't need to worry, zombies only eat brains :)

i'd say nice shit about you but i ain't no liar

your ass must be jealous of your mouth because of all the shit that comes out of it