Hello Comrade SheepDragon.
I am here to discuss the reunification of the Soviet Union.
However to keep things interesting I shall be using emoticons.
Here we go.
☹️☹️☹️. ⚒. . ➡️♂️. ⚒⚒⚒. ➡️⚒. .
Transcript: The Russians are sad. But with Communism, they were happy. So we make a big army with the help of some ducks. Then we go to Russia and kill the army, staging a coup. Then we become communist leaders of Russia. Russia turns communist. Everyone is ecstatic.