Welcome To Hell ™ (@_SomethingUnoriginal)

i can't think of anything remotely interesting to say.
so here is a joke

my wife is mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction

so i packed my stuff and right.

now if you have a dark sense of humor (like me) here's two for you:
what's yellow and can't swim?
a bus full of children

what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
the wheelchair.






kill me