Star_Lord

Someone needs to tell me to stop eating tater tots cause this is becoming a problem

I’m thankful for the many different ways to eat potatoes

How do Americans make tea?
          
          
          
          By throwing it in the harbor 

Self care is chugging a lava lamp 

Demon: [screams]
          Me, establishing dominance: [screams back louder]

Iron man 
          Iron man
          Does whatever an iron can
          Can he rust
          Yes he does 
          Once he watched me 
          Turn to dust
          -probably Peter Parker at one point

Whoever murders me better not be caught because when I get murdered I want my murder to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved 

Me to the demon standing in the corner of my room: Aint you got shit to do?
          Demon to me who’s eating cheese puffs: I could ask you the same thing

So i’m wearing men’s jeans and I currently have a juice box in my pockets cause THE POCKETS ARE HUGE

I’ve been hella bored lately so if anyone wants to start a rp, hmu