Hayden_the_witch

fuck it we're posting on wattpad again. in 2026

oh my god you guys  logged back on to my old wattpad because ao3 is down and immeadtly hit with crazy insane nistolgia  i post a bunch of stuff on my ao3 now (hayden_the_witch hmu when ao3 comes back) but should I post here too??? if anyone is still using their wattpad accounts and sees this lmk :D 

And half the shit i said on here???? back in MIDDLE SCHOOL??????? 
          i had NO shame jesus 
          so much cringe hahahahaha

Okay so hello 
          I just logged onto my long dead wattpad account for *nistogia* reasons 
          how the heck do i have more followers on my freaking WATTPAD accout than i do on my INSTA 
          i was a micro celb back in fucking 8TH GRADE what the hell

Hi! I just read your bio, I am also a theatre kid! Hamilton is the best (Hadestown and Heathers are great too. So is Chicago) and do is Sanders Sides.

psst hey friend, please read till the end. I sent an angel to look over you last night, but it surprisingly came back. When I asked "why did you come back?" The angel replied with "an angel doesn't watch over other angels." 20 angels are in your world. 10 are fast asleep, 9 are playing and one (u) is reading this message. Send this to 14 of your fantastic friends (including me if you count me). As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you. Please pass this on, and don't ignore it.

ᵃ ˢᵗᵃʳ ʰᵃˢ ᶠⁱᵛᵉ ᵉⁿᵈˢ.
          ᵃ ˢǫᵘᵃʳᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᶠᵒᵘʳ ᵉⁿᵈˢ.
          ᵃ ᵗʳⁱᵃⁿᵍˡᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ᵉⁿᵈˢ.
          ᵃ ˡⁱⁿᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵗʷᵒ ᵉⁿᵈˢ.
          ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃ ᶜⁱʳᶜˡᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢʰⁱᵖ ʰᵃˢ ⁿᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ. ˢᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ [ⁱⁿᶜˡᵘᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ⁱᶠ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ᵒⁿᵉ] ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁵ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ, ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ! ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹⁰ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ, ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ!! ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹⁵ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

ok so head cannon time
          you know how anxiety is a side (we vibe with Virgil) 
          my head cannon is that depression, anorexia, and dysphoria are all sides (if you have them)
          bc ppl often describe anxiety as a voice in your head, that whispers what you do wrong
          but depression, most eating disorders (as far as i know) and (for me) dysphoria, are all voices in the back of your head. 
          and now i wanna draw my dysphoria personified

Death can get a person stressed 
          "we should have carped way more deiams now were never gonna see them" 
          i can show you what comes next
          so dont be freaked, 
          stay in your seat 
          i do this bullsh t like 8 times a week
          so relax, 
          youll be fine, 
          sip your 50 dollor wine
          and take a breaaaaaaaaaaaaath 
          welcome to a show about death

hi! i'll be you guide!
          i be you g-u-i-d-e to the other side 
          dont go to the netherworld!
          netherworld? 
          did i say netherworld? oh nevermind