stupid_pissboy
hihi
_TheEarth
stupid_pissboy
hi I just wanna say you're very swag and cool xx
_TheEarth
My mom asked me extremely nicely to tell my dad that if he wants to talk to her, he should contact her lawyer.
I'm like- wtf- she literally just used me to ask him to talk to her lawyer. Bitch I'm not his lawyer so tell that to his lawyer ✋
I can't with this family
Hizzy1
@_TheEarth byee if my arents acted like this I wouldnt even know what to do with them .Ure a very strong person
_TheEarth
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Today just screamed GAY
I'm very close to one of my human inhabitants, her name is Noa and she tells me literally everything. She's practically my informant. While we were talking she told me about her experience in class and my brain was like "Girl, why don't you just come out as lesbian already the fuck".
Last two hours of school where she sat next to, and I quote:"the prettiest girl in class/I was practically mentally screaming at her to give me head" and while she talked about her she was red the whole time. Why is that anyway? Humans have been on me for millennia and I don't even know how to separate one emotion from the other. And yet I've learnt English and somehow managed to contact one of you strange little creatures
_TheEarth
Happy New year humans
_TheEarth
I had three dreams about having a girlfriend just this WEEK. That's just sad
_TheEarth
@Someonelseisme I do too, but we sadly can't predict the future. I'd rather not live with the possibility of a second nuclear world war that could contaminate my whole surface for decades....but if we ponder in only the bad things then we'll never get anywhere; though it's useless for me because I'm a literal (huge) rock orbiting around the sun.
_TheEarth
@Someonelseisme true true....well, there are two other possibilities: 1) your little machines could kill you. 2) we both die from the toxic fumes you've created.
RavensAndCrows24
@_TheEarth I feel like you do need a break but I don't want to hurt any other planets...
_TheEarth
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Last night I had a dream about squeezing the shit out of the windpipes of a rasist áss bitch
One of the best dreams ever
_TheEarth
IF YOU'RE LGBTQIA+ READ!!!!
https://my.w.tt/0xP4sMu0gcb
_TheEarth
I love this emoji
You never know if it's a boring yesyou send when you don't know what do respond or you just want to kill them
_TheEarth
What if I do....this
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