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First day of biology class, and as soon as you walk in, your teacher flings a scalpel at you. Right? So you Dodge it. And your teacher goes "Kam you're late so you're gonna be our model for dissection." OHHHH NOOO THE FUCK I'M NOT. So you barely sneak by the teacher and go find a seat right? And right before you sit down the kid next to you goes "hey, I'm actually combining snail and human DNA.. Mind if I grab some from you?" NOO, NO, NO, NO, NO, let's go back that way. So you go to the back of the class away from everyone, right? And the teacher hands out a quiz on the human biology. So you start, and you look to the right, and what the fuck is that?. Some kid doesn't know the answer, so he's dissecting himself to find the answers. And Gunther sees that and just passes out. And the teacher goes "Oh, perfect! We'll just use Gunther for our dissection. Not again, Gunther!" now, you're like we need to exit immediately, right? So you start walking out and then you see it. The kid from earlier made the snail human hybrid. It looks straight out of a horror movie, right? And the teachers like, "yes, yes!! Evolution at its finest!!" Right? So you sneak by the thing, and you just get the fuck out of there.