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stop making the bad story that shall not be named so popular you fucking goblins. i wanna delete it so bad but my massive ego says to keep it up because it’s popular and makes me a cool kid. anyway yeah be grateful i’m a narcissist because otherwise you wouldn’t still be able to read that book. 

hi um i don’t write anymore but uh it’s deleted now but a while ago i did one of those question chain things and one of the questions asked for a guilty pleasure and i said “onision videos” and uhh... yeah i feel the need to say i do NOT AT ALL support that mental breakdown of a man what so ever. thank you this has been my TED talk. 

YALL REALLY OUT HERE GETTING MY SH*TTY STORY TO TOP 10 IN A HASHTAG LIKE WHAT WHY DID YOU GUYS EVEN READ PAST THE FORST TWO CHAPTERS MY WRITING WAS SO BAD 

HI IM SORRY I MIGHT HAVE JUST BLEW UP A HECK LOAD OF YOUR PHONES BUT I WENT INTO THE APP TO CHECK ON THE STORY AND IT SAID THE WHOLE THING WAS UNPUBLISHED SO I HAD TO GO IN AND FIX IT IM SORRY 

sorry sorry sorry i didn’t realize it would spam i went into the app and the whole thing was taken down i was just trying to fix it skgjajfjwif i’m sorry 

fuck y’all read my good story not the ass one. 

hi i'm not dead and i'm gonna start writing again 

i really wanna delete the adopted by Phan story but like,,, it's popular and people like it. idk i hate it now. i'm probably gonna leave it up tho because it's what making me gain followers and reads so. meh. 

I AM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED ANYTHING BUT IM GETTING BACK TO WORK I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT HOW LONG IVE BEEN GONE OMF IM SORRYYYYYYYYY 
          
          IF YOU WANNA KEEP UP WITH ME WHILE IM GONE I HAVE A TUMBLR?? ITS carisisnotcreative.tumblr.com 
          
          SO YEAH SORRY SKFJSKF

hey you should be my fren