Xandri

Your ZaDr pics are unsafe from me

Sorry but I was working on fan art u can not thank me later

It literally took me 10 minutes just to upload a new cover for my dumb story and I know no one reads these but I needed to really rant about it somewhere and I have no friends so

Haha nice 69 reads on my zadr story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I love going on here and just talking to myself like I have followers it's the best

wow.  woOoOoOw.  WOW.  SO you guys are SO INTO  yourselves, like, you are SO committed  to CENSORING innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED now. oh, you have an OPINION of me, so you’re just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLYmmmmIS THAT what you’re GOING to DO? OH i’m SORRY , the FBI never SHOWED UPHHHOH IM Sorry the cOPS ARE ALL ABOUT ONION BOY because TURNS OUT didn’t break a single hhhLAW!!! SO WHAT DO WE DO??? OwhHhahwhwhH WELL our opinions have been invalidated SO many times of him tHAT we’re gufnfnfha disable HISP ATREON. Woaowowe.. wow you would really do that??? YOU WOOULDREALLYDO THAT???? GHHHHHHNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!! Slurp... You TRIIIIED TO DO THE FBI BUT IT DIDNT HHHWORK!!!! YOU TRIED TO DO THE PO-LICE,,, DIDNT WOoRK?!! So, instead... you resorts to the PAYCHECK!!!.?.!. AND yOU GOT IT!!! HHHYOU GOT IT!!!! ALL MY PATRONS  HAve been gggrrrDELETED... hnnhhh.. are you HAPPY HNNNNOW????! aaaaaaAAaaaaaIH!! IFHDHJDHDHDHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HNNNNFHHFGFH!!!! Is tHis wHat yOu wAnt HuUuUh???? Is this whAt Uou waNana TOTAL MELTdOoOown.!.!.!??? YA LIKE... kombucha??? I lUuuUuurve KombUcha!!! wuUuUu!!! WUUuuhHhh!!! WoOoOoowh!!! OOOH!! DriNks like PEE And smells even WORSE.... OooooH!!! OOOOOH!!!! ooOoOh!! WUUUOHHH!! wuuuuhhhh my patreonsdeleted.... wuUuUuUg my paTreon!!! UUuUu.. UUUUUU....!WhaT AM I GONNA DO... WHWHWHATAMIGONNADONOWWWW.,, WHAMGONNBLUUU... MruuUuUh,,  MRUUUUUUUH,,, MrruuUUuwHATAMIGUNNADO.....WHATAMIGO NA DO.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA and i have NO MORE PATREON uWaaWwWaaAAAAhhahayyhuhuHUHHLUUUGHUhghHkugh... YOU DID THIS TOHMEEEE.. ALL oF YOUUUU..

Can't wait for them to bring back Invader Zim and it being canon that Dib and Zim are dating

One like equals one house Zim breaks into and steals hot pockets from
          
          
          Also thanks for 0 followers again
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          EDIT: 0 likes?!!?!?! Holy frick guys thank you so so much!!! :''')))

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Invader Zim. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Zim’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Invader Zim truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Gir’s existential catchphrase “WAFFLES!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jhonen Vasquez’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 
          
          And yes, by the way, i DO have a Gir tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal kid