|18| Feb baby

"Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo. You Ain't Nothing But A Hoe. You Think You're Cute You Think You're Classy. Newsflash Bitch You're Fucking Nasty"

I'm fifty shades of fucked up
>Stories with fit bad-boys are what I like to read
>I love chocolate but I have days when I really hate it
>I have amazing hoes
>I love stories with a fit cast
>I'm very weird but still loveable
>I love abs (seems creepy but have you seen a six pack)
>uhh...my middle name is...I've always wanted a middle name but my parents were apparently stressed out after my birth and thought 'Hey why not just let someone else name her' and so my dream of having a middle name crashed. Sad, I know
>I'm camera shy. (Shocking to those who've met me)
>I'm a lot of hard work but hey, don't hate it 
>buy me pizza and you'll get my love for free
>I'm clumsy like really clumsy. The 'my parents don't trust me with the house key' clumsy; it's sad really. I was once locked out for an entire day. An ENTIRE day! (OK! A bit of exaggeration but I had to wait half an hour)
>I only ever read on wattpad and other reading sites, never from an actual paper book
*imagine. Imagine the world with werewolves, vampires,mermaids, unicorns and many more amazing creatures we are yet to discover(they're out there)
>I'm 100% pure awesome