what up i'm jared im nineteen and i never learned how to fucking read

CAN I GET A WAFFLE? CAN I PLEASEEEEE GET A WAFFLE!

Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fucking god she fucking dead

look at all those chickens!

I wont hesitat bitch! R-re-rebECCA its not what you think!

two bros chillin in the hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

i didnt get no sleep cause of yall, yall aint get no sleep cause of me

I got an a-bor-tion

road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure HOPE it does.