dewover
This is my new account now, by the way. I check into my old one every so often. Buuuut storytime.
sincerelycherish
Hey can you check out my new book please
rereodus
Hi
Just saw your profile and I'm total loving it : D
fckinxo
Check my story out? Like/comment
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Late asf, but happy Holidays, Y ❤
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You's a real nigga
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Anotha one
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So this one time I was with my bestfriend at the park and we were on the swings and this white bitch pulls up with these coochie cutter lookin ass shorts (the ones from True Religion) WITH NO ASS HANGING OUT LIKE GIRL ARE YOU THAT DAMN FLAT THAT NOTHING IS IN THOSE SHORTS ??? and sits in the swing next to my bestfriend and at first I was like okkkk bestfriend run game but then her bitch ass was just talking to him and trynna throw shade at me talm bout "I hate cockblockers blah blah" LIKE BITCHHHH WHO ARE YOUUUU???? Ain't no one getting no type of dick anytime soon so you can stop speaking on me and finally her ass stops talking -and at this point my friend was over her ass - and she was all like "oh my bad I didn't see you there" BITCHHHHH HOWWWWWWWWWW LIKE HOW SWAY? HOW ? SWAY DONT GOT THE ANSWERS FOR THAT ONE BUT MAYBE YOU DO. Shit. So my petty ass was quiet asf. And she got louder and repeated herself and I got heateddddddddd fast asf like BITCH why you getting loud tf??? And she kept talking shit saying I was acting scary like how? I'm not the one talking shit? And so I got off my swing, went to her face, and like slapped/punched her eye and I was like "now you really can't see me" (John Cena lookin ass ) and then my bestfriend bought me ice cream and he gave me a piggy back ride home so yea the end.
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Okay, another story. Go
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It was almost eight for me, lmfao. Still ain't get that story
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@_YvngGoddess_ ion do animals. That's a fuck no from the jump
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Once upon a time I went to the store that was like five minutes from my house with my bestfriend. While we were walking he was singing to me and shit as a joke and out of NOWHERE this big ass dog comes running out and basically attacks me and I'm like crying and screaming and shit and then the owner comes and was all like *white girl voice* "omg I'm so sorry Donald (fuck kind of name is that for a dog ) likes to go to people who sing" and my bestfriend was like bitch get yo dog off my girl BECAUSE THE DOG WAS STILL FUCKING ATTACKING ME WHILE SHE WAS TALKING and the girl stops and looks at him and was like "you're hella fine" AND STILL DOESNT TAKE THE DAMN DOG OFF OF ME and he finally gets the dog off of me, looks at her and then flicks her forehead and was like "suck a dick ugly ass bitch" so yea. the end.
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I fell asleep, lmfao. I'm up