Hello Ladies and Gentle Whores, for the ones who are gently making their way into whore history. 
.____. Don't ask, I have no idea.
This is Shawn, Rebecca's best friend here to do her bio.

She's like 17 years of amazingness. 
She has a ferret.
She's 10000000000000000% Real.
She won’t take your bull shit.
She has her own problems, and her own past. So worry about yours.
She watches Teletubbies. I swear cx but that's okay cause I watch them with her.
She likes candy.. O.O
She's smart, amazing, kind, trustworthy, funny, beautiful inside and out, a real friend, and awesome.
If you hurt her, I'll kill you. I mean it. One time, my best friend had a long distance relationship. And he hurt her... So I drove three hours to kick the guy in the shin xD
Becca, you're amazing, no matter what anyone does, do not let them bring you down. You're a goofy goober, you're my best friend. Legit. I wouldn't trade you for the world. I love you<3

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)

Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way

I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank you very much

So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set you free

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah

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Marceline
It's just you and me in the wreckage of the world
That must be so confusing for a little girl

And I know you you're going to need me here with you
But, I'm losing myself and I'm afraid you're gonna lose me, too

This magic keeps me alive
But, it's making me crazy
And, I need to save you
But, who's going to save me?
Please forgive me for whatever I do
When I don't remember you

;-;

Okay I'm donneee.