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I hope you're triggered. 




I am many things, but you can call me daddy ;) 

*TELLING ME TO UPDATE AND HURRY UP WILL NOT MAKE ME UPDATE FASTER. YOU WILL ONLY GET SLOWER UPDATES.*

Someone pass the bleach please. 

My uno games are pretty intense. 

Don't ask for smut or I will actually block you. Thanks. 

Why are you still reading this. 

First world problem #1:

Not having enoUGH MONEY TO GO AND SEE HAMILTON. 

^Update a year later^: IM SEEING IT NEXT YEAR. FUCK YOU ALL. 

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Heck is a fucking bad word. 

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I don't watch teen wolf but #SterekAF

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If you're ever sad. Just remember. You were lucky enough to have lived at the same time as Lin Manuel Miranda. 

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I'm married to like 20 people 

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"They are precious cinnamon rolls too good for this world."- Lin Manuel Miranda 2k16

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I'm actually trash. Bow to your trash lord and savior. 

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I once had two gay fish named Brendon and Ryan. They died. Kinda like Ryden irl. woOPS.

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 #STOP MISGENDERING CRONA 2K16

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*any pronouns *

Gotta Ryan Ross