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Modern Day MCU is unironically just like: Yeah guys so we're gonna introduce this new antagonist who can destroy the multiverse if he sneezes in this garbage show that does more shitting on our old content than it does new storytelling, on top of already having teased or introduced Kang, Mephisto, Galactus, and Doom. Meanwhile the best hero lineup against all ts is a broke spider man with no hoes, no stark tech, who unironically loses a band for band with any homeless dude outside a Chicago Metra station, bumass serumless Sammy, a Chinese dude with iced out forearms and his gf akwafina, moody, depressed Thor, Moody, depressed doctor strange who ain't even sorcerer supreme anymore, oh, and a bipolar mf named Bob, who will actually also be swinging for the other team unless you keep a 5 foot 4 blonde chick around to hug him.

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@minesweeper0 something something weird hand gestures and clenching fists something something "Vanessa" something something "THIS CITY!" something something "when I was a boy" (Writing as we speak but I'm afraid it may be slop, the coffee is no longer keeping up with my tarnished bodily systems and my playlist ain't hitting, but I'm doin it)
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