You come into MY Chili's, barbecue sauce on your titties and disrespect MY Valentino White bag? Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this. You're disrespecting a future U.S. Army soldier. I think I know more about american girl dolls than you do. I've got the power of god AND anime on my side. 

I watch Mha and am a dank memer my dudes. I'mma start writing someday I guess idk