I like reading, that's why I'm on here
A message to everyone I hate: I hope you get a papercut.... on your t o n g u e
Biggest procrastinator out there
'Look around look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now'
'Who's the best? C'est moi!'
"Don't die until you're dead" - Gyro
"My sharp mind is made out of 100% cotton. I think I just might be a genius" - Monokuma
"I'm not disliked by people." - Giyuu Tomioka
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." - Michael Scott
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away" - Paul Terry
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good." - Michael Scott
"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." - Stanley Hudson
"Yes, cake is my weakness." - Franklin Finbar
||If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself then get a better mirror. Look a little closer. Stare a little longer, if you still can't see anything beautiful about yourself than go get plastic surgery||
Don't actually, plastic surgery is expensive. Just stay ugly
I'm j o k i n g
||Life consists of two days; One for you one against you. So when it's for you don't be proud or reckless, and when it's against you be patient, for both days are a test .||
- In a closet growing mushrooms
- JoinedJune 27, 2019
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