My name is Maria.

If I'm not cuddling with my cats in front of a TV screen, I'm probably at a thrift store looking for some good murder mysteries to add to my collection. If I'm not doing that, chances are I'm either napping or dancing to Pat Benatar--who is like, the love of my life.

My mind is an eclectic mess. If I'm not planning a murder mystery, I'm figuring out the plot to a romance.  I have written one fan fiction that I've never finished; it's still here on Wattpad. It's about Saw. Ugh. 

If you're a fan of anyone I'm a fan of, please be my friend. All my real life friends think I'm perpetually high because all the guys I like are older and jaded. 

Aidan Gillen is my everything. Casey Affleck too.  And let's not forget James Franco, Matthew Gray Gubler, Michael Angarano,  Keir Gilchrist...

You get the point.

I am a lover of quotes. They inspire, motivate. If you have a favorite quote, I'd love to know it. If you're looking for a perfect one or are just looking for some extra drive, please don't be afraid to ask for one.