I'm obsessed with Harry Potter and my English teacher brought in her wand collection. So, I grabbed Bellatrix's wand and started screaming, "CRUCIO! CRUCIO!" And my English teacher was all like, "ABBY, STOP FIRING DARK ART SPELLS AT YOUR CLASSMATES!"
Oh, and don't read ahead unless you want some Harry Potter and the Cursed Child spoilers.
WTF!? Voldemort and Bellatrix had a child!? I KNEW IT!!!!!