Missing: One Min Yoongi
Last seen: His Weverse live, delivering deep thoughts while simultaneously contemplating tangerines.
Last heard: “See you guys in 2025,” but we’re pretty sure that was a typo—he meant next week!
Warning: Approach with tangerines and puns—he might just materialize!
Last known location: Weverse, where he’s probably locked in a battle with his own social media notifications.
If you locate him, please shout “BTS!”—it may confuse him enough to return.
Sighting reports suggest he’s been cozying up with a mountain of tangerines while crafting the next hit—those citrus vibes are real!
If found, please return him to us ASAP. We’ve got a playlist and an emergency supply of tangerines waiting!
Repeat: Yoongi is missing, and our hearts are in maximum dramatic mode.
Stay tuned for updates or, at this point, we might just have to resort to interpretive dance…
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