I'm the one at the very front of the human centipede. You know, the only one who doesn't have their face up someone else's ass? Yeah, that's me. I'm the lucky one at the front who can still talk and smell roses instead of smelling shit.

Speaking of shit, I never really get to do that very much. Seeing as someone else's face is glued to my ass, shitting is something I try not to do too often.

This is disgusting.

I'll see myself out.