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This CVOID-19 virus is becoming a real pain in the ass. I’m out of school for three weeks, they cancelled sports, and postponed the annual school play (which I and others have been working hard on for the past five months). Trump has declared a national emergency, and said that it would affect daily life. Personally I think it’s a bunch of bologna. Why was nobody shutting down schools and jobs for Ebola? That was far worse than this Corona virus. Or what about the Flu? Just this year alone, nearly 18,000 have died from the flu. While only 3,000 have died from CVOID-19. It is more infectious than the flu, but it is certainly less lethal. Honestly, just sanitize and wash your hands. Or hey, just quit eating weird shit. Bats and shit aren’t meant to be eaten, so just stick to normal food and you won’t have mysterious diseases. 
          
          This has been the end of my Ted Talk.

Well fuck me and call me straight. The fucking fire alarm at the school is going off and it’s so loud. 

*aggressively pounds on table* ahhhhhhghh I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault.

Ahaha I have to be up in five hours to go to work with my mom so she can take me to my surgery.... I'M OVER HERE AWAKE AT 1:15 AM ON BUZZFEED TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT KITCHEN APPLIANCE I AM 

Probably just broke my nose.....yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy~

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Me: *describing my crush's beautiful hazel/green eyes*
          
          Little Sister: My eyes are hazel too
          
          Me: Your eyes are brown dumbas-
          
          Little Sister and Me: *laughing our asses off*

sleeping over my cousin's house and one of his cats walked into the guest room, stared at me for a minute, then walked out. I couldn't relate more

Hello beautiful people! I know it's been a while since I've been on here, and I'm sorry for that. I wasn't in the best headspace and I had to leave for a while to fix my mental health. I'm better now, and I should be able to post a new story as an early/late holiday gift to you wonderful people. Thank you all for sticking around through my deteriorating-mental-health absence. You're truly the best followers.
          ~Emily