Hello My Dear Friends, 
The Names Bitter Sweet My Friend Here Is Bitter And I Am Sweet
We Make Quite The Combination 
We're Here To Make Your Life Worth Living
Even Though You Are Probably Alive When Reading This
Because Reading Requires Breathing
HA, That Rhymed
Anyway Read Our Bad Ass Books
Thank You For Feeding Us With Your Love 

Love Filled With Unicorn Poop,
         BitterSweet