_cacophonous_

Why was I not born an unicorn?

_cacophonous_

I didn't. I just made a statement, making it more obvious of your blindness. And there you go again spewing nonsense about my "stupidity"?
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Mermaid_Army

@_cacophonous_ *stares back* and u just admitted that u are stupid.
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_cacophonous_

You just admitted to not being able to see. *stares at you*
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Tray-CKierra

Hi. I was hoping you could please check out my book. It would make my day.
          
          https://my.w.tt/9sRwRuG70bb

_cacophonous_

@Tray-CKierra I'm not really active on Wattpad. But I'll defo check it out when I get the time!!
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_cacophonous_

Why was I not born an unicorn?

_cacophonous_

I didn't. I just made a statement, making it more obvious of your blindness. And there you go again spewing nonsense about my "stupidity"?
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Mermaid_Army

@_cacophonous_ *stares back* and u just admitted that u are stupid.
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_cacophonous_

You just admitted to not being able to see. *stares at you*
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Palkz1D

**BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD** 
           Once you receive this award you are to give to 8 person who you think are beautiful. If not this chain will not break but it is nice to know someone knows you are beautiful inside and out

_cacophonous_

@Palkz1D But thanks anyway
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_cacophonous_

@Palkz1D Look who's cheesy now?
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ImagineSkyline

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
          WE SOMETIMES ACT JUST LIKE MONKEYS
          WE BELONG IN THE ZOO
          
          LOVA YA AND HAVE A FANTASTIC AND CRAZY 15TH SAMMY

xQueenSarcasmx

@ImagineSkyline @_cacophonous_ Nothing too bad I hope! *narrows eyes*
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_cacophonous_

@ImagineSkyline @xQueenSarcasmx Don't worry. I have everything planned! *rubs hand in glee*
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xQueenSarcasmx

HAPPY 15th TO THE BEST WEIRDO EVERRRR!!!!  ILY YOU SWEET TOOTH! I HOPE YOU KEEP SLAYING THOSE COOL OPPORTUNITIES THAT YOU GET!!! AND I REALLY HOPE THAT IN THE FUTURE YOU WON'T STEAL TOO MUCH OF OUR FOOD COZ WE GOTTA EAT TOO!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY *sprinkles you with gold glitter*

_cacophonous_

@xQueenSarcasmx *licks your nose* *finishes MY kitkat*
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xQueenSarcasmx

*hugs you back anyway* hmph! *discreetly takes a bite out of the kit kat in your hand*
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xQueenSarcasmx

HAPPY 15th TO THE BEST WEIRDO EVERRRR!!!!  ILY YOU SWEET TOOTH! I HOPE YOU KEEP SLAYING THOSE COOL OPPORTUNITIES THAT YOU GET!!! AND I REALLY HOPE THAT IN THE FUTURE YOU WON'T STEAL TOO MUCH OF OUR FOOD COZ WE GOTTA EAT TOO!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY *sprinkles you with gold glitter*

_cacophonous_

@xQueenSarcasmx IT CALLS FOR A TOAST!!  SOO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE POUR THE CHAMPAGNE!!!
            *pours a bucket of water over you*
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xQueenSarcasmx

@_cacophonous_ @ImagineSkyline *strats singing* I CHIME IN
            HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OFFFFF CLOSING THE DAMNNN DOORRRR
            NO IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH THE SENSE OF!
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_cacophonous_

@xQueenSarcasmx I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDYYY!!
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