_cacophony_

Tagged by the lovely @nightscapes to tell you all 13 facts about myself (this should be fun)
          	
          	1. My hugest pet peeve is unnatural lighting. If it's night, okay sure, fine. But day???? Why would you put gross blaring lights on!!! Every time my brother leaves the house I have to walk into his room and turn off the disgusting yellow overhead light. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE SUN THE MOON AND FIRE FFS
          	
          	2. I just dyed my hair GREEN. Not completely, but partially. But shh, people don't know yet because it isn't fully dyed (just bleached and impermanently stained swamp green) but soon it will be emerald, and then the world can know
          	
          	3. I run a separate account on this site dedicated to fanfiction (A SERIOUS AUTHORS GUILTY PLEASURE) 
          	
          	4. I am fifteen, stupid as hell, and (hopefully) wise for my age? Even though I fall over a lot
          	
          	5. @nightscapes likes to kink shame me all the time, and its RUDE
          	
          	6. I just finished a book by Rainbow Rowell called Carry On, and I'm so late to the party but guys seriously READ THIS BOOK.
          	
          	7. I wear a lot of sunglasses. My current favourite pair are  lolita-esque, red, and heartshaped. 
          	
          	8. I'm currently trying to work on a story called Star Catcher that I will hopefully start posting this summer. 
          	
          	9. I'm a cat person.  I recently just spent my allowance on: a cat colouring book, two cat pins, and a cat magazine
          	
          	10. without tea I am completely unable to function (as a perky person this generally alarms people)
          	
          	11. I have an obsession with stationary. When I walk into a Staples it's like... I'm home. I specifically adore pens (black ones because they match my aesthetic) and beautifully lined notebooks. 
          	
          	12. I have really strong maternal instincts. Once I was at a farm, and I picked up a chicken and rocked it to sleep. Some guy who worked there approached me and was like "I didn't even know chickens liked to get rocked".
          	
          	13. Oh god, this fact better be good. Uhmm, sometimes when I sing I sound Icelandic, 
          	
          	I tag @nightsuburbs and @scaryclara <3

secondglances

@_cacophony_ NEW BIO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO
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_cacophony_

@nightscapes community themed dad jokes? screw maternal instincts, I was born to be a father.
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secondglances

@_cacophony_ GOD NO. STOP STOP STOP  STOP STOPS OTPS TOPSEOTPSOPOTPDSOPTOSPTOSPTOPSOTPOSTO SPTSPTOSSOPOP
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_cacophony_

Tagged by the lovely @nightscapes to tell you all 13 facts about myself (this should be fun)
          
          1. My hugest pet peeve is unnatural lighting. If it's night, okay sure, fine. But day???? Why would you put gross blaring lights on!!! Every time my brother leaves the house I have to walk into his room and turn off the disgusting yellow overhead light. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE SUN THE MOON AND FIRE FFS
          
          2. I just dyed my hair GREEN. Not completely, but partially. But shh, people don't know yet because it isn't fully dyed (just bleached and impermanently stained swamp green) but soon it will be emerald, and then the world can know
          
          3. I run a separate account on this site dedicated to fanfiction (A SERIOUS AUTHORS GUILTY PLEASURE) 
          
          4. I am fifteen, stupid as hell, and (hopefully) wise for my age? Even though I fall over a lot
          
          5. @nightscapes likes to kink shame me all the time, and its RUDE
          
          6. I just finished a book by Rainbow Rowell called Carry On, and I'm so late to the party but guys seriously READ THIS BOOK.
          
          7. I wear a lot of sunglasses. My current favourite pair are  lolita-esque, red, and heartshaped. 
          
          8. I'm currently trying to work on a story called Star Catcher that I will hopefully start posting this summer. 
          
          9. I'm a cat person.  I recently just spent my allowance on: a cat colouring book, two cat pins, and a cat magazine
          
          10. without tea I am completely unable to function (as a perky person this generally alarms people)
          
          11. I have an obsession with stationary. When I walk into a Staples it's like... I'm home. I specifically adore pens (black ones because they match my aesthetic) and beautifully lined notebooks. 
          
          12. I have really strong maternal instincts. Once I was at a farm, and I picked up a chicken and rocked it to sleep. Some guy who worked there approached me and was like "I didn't even know chickens liked to get rocked".
          
          13. Oh god, this fact better be good. Uhmm, sometimes when I sing I sound Icelandic, 
          
          I tag @nightsuburbs and @scaryclara <3

secondglances

@_cacophony_ NEW BIO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO
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_cacophony_

@nightscapes community themed dad jokes? screw maternal instincts, I was born to be a father.
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secondglances

@_cacophony_ GOD NO. STOP STOP STOP  STOP STOPS OTPS TOPSEOTPSOPOTPDSOPTOSPTOSPTOPSOTPOSTO SPTSPTOSSOPOP
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secondglances

s e x u a l i t y

_cacophony_

And we are pasta TWO DAYS AGO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT WOMAN
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_cacophony_

Dude I haven't been on this account in days
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secondglances

ur not even gonna reply i'm offended brigit pls i love you I ATE PASTA WITH YOU LIKE YESTERDAY
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secondglances

love the new bio update. though I miss the peanut butter comment :( NOTICE ME IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN (BESIDES YOU BECAUSE YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE UR NO. 1) 
          
          HELP

secondglances

@nightscapes you are your own secret nice
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_cacophony_

@nightscapes shhhh. she's my little secret
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rom-coms

it me, ruffles: extreme chip eater and sass extraordinaire

rom-coms

i snorted
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_cacophony_

it me, pringles: butter enthusiast and accidental snorter
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