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Dude. I just found a pic of Luke's ass on Mikey's Twitter. It's so round. 

@the19direction haha don't worry it's just his sister. He's the fangirls man. No woman is aloud to take him except for horny 14 year olds that want calum. But I want Mikey so Calum is all yours;)

hi.. who's the girl in your icon??? :) :)

@CalumsJawlineTho hi

so um hi
          

@_fanatic WRITE ABOUT 5SOS. AND IT SHOULD BE ABOUT ME (Storri is meh name) AND ASHTON IRWIN. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE THEY ARE THAT BAND WHO SINGS "SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT STANDIN THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPERAL UNDERWEAR AND I KNOW NOW THAT IM SO DOWWWWNNNNN HEYYYEYYYYY" I AM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH THEM. ASHTON IRWIN WILL ONE DAY BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILD. PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE DO THAT FOR ME!!!! I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!! Do it like at the Beginning we aren't really friends just more of acquaintances. THEN I GET KNOCKED UP AT A PARTY BY HIM. THEN WE FALL IN LOVE. THE END. THAF WILL BE THE GREATEST FANFIC OF ALLLLLL TIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE. LIKE RIGHT NOW I AM TOTALLY FANGIRLING ANF I NEED A BIGGER SIZE OF TEXT THAN CAPS LOCK TO EXPRESS MY EMOTION RIGHT NOW. have a nice day.