I AM SUPER DIRTY MINDED AND THIS BIO IS SMUTTY KINDA SO WARNING


I swear my stories aren't this dirty...


Call it slut & the falcon! 


Cake? Cashton? Malum? Muke? Mashton? Lashton? 

PENIS PENIS

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BALLS

IT'S YOLO

I AM A PENGUIN

PUNK PUPPIES FOREVER

FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OF WINTER


I am a Michael Girl. 

I am a Calum Girl.

I am an Ashton Girl.

I am a Luke Girl.

So yeah I am a bit of a slut.


Imagine Calum's penis is an eggroll and he cums soy sauce #groupieproblemsnight


Bang me like you bang your drums.


Singers do it louder.

Guitarists do it faster.

Bassists do it deeper.

Drummers do it harder.


I make shitty edits on Vine~ 5 Seconds of Boca


Dear Haters,

I hope you get anal

with a fucking cactus.