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omg i was scrolling around on insta and i came across this: (it’s gonna be word for word) The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits another in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this...”
“So how was your day at work?”
“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK”
and i just found this hilarious and will someone please do this in an rp with me