greetings fellow humans,

i am but a socially awkward pig. i cannot start a meaningful and entertaining conversation with someone of the opposite or same gender. but when i do start a conversation with u, it shall be filled with the following:

*extremely inappropriate puns and/ or jokes 
*myself planning to molest u
*one direction
*fanfictions
*harry styles and larry
*talking about how i can kill a person in my mind
*astronomy
*ass touching
*fandoms of movies, books, and the like
*supernatural entities
*how i want to be next to u when u take a shower

indeed, i am odd and weird in all asssspects. if u are still in the presence of reading my description.... then behold, beasts! i welcome u to a very confided space called my profile. u are welcomed and encouraged to touch that follow button. yes.  thank u for visiting. as of the moment, u can approach and read a story that i made. its noice for ur eyeballs.

                                                                                                                        sincerely,
                                                                                                                          ur mom.