Your mom

i can’t tell you the last time i was on this app lol
          the time has come, i am leaving this godforsaken site
          i’ll remember you all in therapy (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
          (my account will still be up)

I clicked that link in your bio and almost died because I am sitting next to my father. 
          
          : ) 

Your profile pic both scares and fascinates me.

Ah,
          What a lovely user name.
          Maybe one day fren!

May all your memes be dank 

You're profile is perfection XD
          
          Very manly.

eat
          
          
          
          
          that
          
          
          
          
          ass
          
          
          

ya yeet 

Penis 
          
          That sums up my account and its contents